The other day, my boss and I were talking and he went on to tell me that he has never nor ever will go down on a female. His take on it was that it was gross and unsanitary. Which probably explains why he has never been in a successful or happy relationship and probably never will. That kind of thinking really just bothers me, going down on a female is not gross or disgusting or any of the above. Going down on a female is like creating art, to not only get down up in there and make shit happen with precision, you get to create something beautiful. To really, truly, control the situation, you get to hold her down and make her quiver in delight. Once she gets too close to that erotic explosion, you take it away. You tease her, you let her know that you're in charge that you're going to take care of her but it's not going to be too quick. It's going to be a journey, in which, she will get a burning desire to just let go and release an inner basic animal instinct, an instinct that men act on very often.
I'm just going to state this now, if you want a happy relationship, you'll fucking man up, get down on your knees and lick that fucking pussy, whether you like it or not, you will learn to love it. And now a message to the women: If a man refuses to do it, he's probably not the right man for you then. And my advice to my boss: Man up and eat that fucking clam.
I'm just going to state this now, if you want a happy relationship, you'll fucking man up, get down on your knees and lick that fucking pussy, whether you like it or not, you will learn to love it. And now a message to the women: If a man refuses to do it, he's probably not the right man for you then. And my advice to my boss: Man up and eat that fucking clam.